I Hate Almost Every Person I Come Into Contact With
3D Films
This is not new technology. We’ve had “Honey, I Shrunk The Audience” for years, and it’s not even one of the better attractions at Disneyland. Beyond being a gimmicky marketing trend implemented solely so theaters and studios can charge more money per ticket- the quality is almost always awful and detracts from the film. And you have to sit there like an idiot wearing those stupid plastic glasses for an hour and a half or more.
Tim Tebow
His name is almost as annoying as his speeches and his persona. It’s a good thing I don’t watch or care about Football, because the more I hear about this guy the more I begin to shake with anger.
American Idol
Almost solely responsible for trivializing music. America is so concerned about fame and who the next big “star” is going to be, music is simply an afterthought. It’s sickening.
McDonalds
People are so eager for something fast and cheap that they are willing to pay for food that is barely edible. Priorities cannot possibly be more out of line.
Minivans
Remove your oversized, front wheel drive eyesore from the road and stop having so many children.
Jersey Shore
If the show consisted of each member repeatedly getting punched in the face, I’d be a huge fan.
Idiotic grammar:
an ≠ and
all of the sudden ≠ all of a sudden
u ≠ you
luv ≠ love
conversating ≠ conversing
lil ≠ little
swag ≠ swagger
Ron Paul
A doctor that doesn’t believe in the theory of evolution. Claims a handful of racist articles were ghostwritten. Thinks Global Warming is a hoax. Etc.
TMZ
I can’t wait for the day that the guy that runs this retarded operation gets his picture taken, naked with a transgendered prostitute and a face full of cocaine.
The Twilight Series
Tremendously trite story and some of the most unintentionally comical dialogue. The fact that this series has made any money at all is evidence that society is not progressing, but in fact, regressing.
Maroon 5
This band succeeds in making music both obnoxious and infuriating. If you don’t cringe and feel the need to punch the singer in the mouth every time you’re able to make out some of the lyrics, you may want to be concerned.
Ben Affleck
Gigli.
Dub Step
I’m reasonably sure this entire genre is simply audio recordings of computers vomiting.
Homophobia
Whether you’re reasons are religiously motivated or you are simply ignorant and confused- you are wrong and a blemish upon humanity.
Juggalos
Whether you’re actually an ICP fan or simply a clown just trying to make a living- you are an idiot and a blemish upon humanity.
