Just invented a time machine. April Fools.
Stop buying guns. Stop buying bullets. Stop buying fashionable rhetoric.
Nuclear Waste? Bring That Shit. (We Want A State Full Of Radiated Super Heroes)
I’m so bored with the price of gasoline.
Sam Maida And The Atomic Wegge Looking for a new car? No? How about a used car? No, ok how about a used car from a handful of smelly old men from a shady used car lot in Pasadena, CA? When we first arrived and parked across the street, some weirdo standing in front of a house he didn’t own (he stayed standing there for a few hours and then later just sort of wandered off) asked to use my...
Settle down, and have some children.
Red meat consumption shortens lifespan, Harvard... →
Nothing happens for a reason.
My life almost completely revolves around tea and toast.
EVERYTHING I'M BAD AT IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS AT...
worldwarmike: DRESSING UP / WEARING A SUIT MAKING SPEECHES / GIVING TOASTS DANCING (OH GOD!) BEING ASKED TO DANCE STANDING UP IN FRONT OF PEOPLE GIVING COMPLIMENTS DRINKING ALCOHOL MEETING PARENTS MEETING PEOPLE GETTING PHOTOGRAPHED AND BEING IN CHURCH
Any statement followed by, just saying, just shouldn’t be said.– Forrest Griffin
BMW named 13th most desirable company to work for. “The BMW brand, one of the world’s most valuable, is ‘synonymous with class, performance and style,’ according to Interbrand — qualities that likely make employees proud to work there.”
If you bought an iPad mini, you probably can’t wait for the next three-hundred Twilight films and own a pair of these shoes.
There’s No Waiting In The Waiting Room I wonder what they’re doing in heaven tonight (patiently) while everyone’s living I wonder how they sit tight - I think I’d fancy dying & it’ll be alright there’s no way to nowhere but it’s all right I’ll be born again- christ’s been itching to be a thing again Maybe there’s no waiting room
Consumerism, Capitalism and Taxation are all immensely flawed ideas on their own, especially in terms of how they are conducted within the United States. And although I would prefer vastly different approaches to our way of life, society does not seem to be convinced there is a problem (or at least is not willing to make any sort of drastic changes). So, on the verge of Amazon requiring...
This will probably offend someone.
Text me, maybe?